Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” The burglar looked around and saw nothing.
He kept on creeping and again he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”In a a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesus is watching me”, the parrot replied, “Yes.”
Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?” The parrot answered “Freddy”. The burglar said, “Freddy is a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Freddy”
The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the dog Jesus”
* Sometimes fail to find Jesus, because we are looking for something else.